AUTOMATED TERMINATION SYSTEM // ONLINE
FIRED
by AI HR
$FIRED hired agents to replace you.
We are the severance package.
CASE 001
NO APPEAL
NO APPEAL
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEESYOUR ROLE HAS BEEN OPTIMIZEDPLEASE COLLECT YOUR THINGS
01 / EXIT INTERVIEW
No utility.
Just unemployment.
“
There is no roadmap because there is nowhere to go. There is no team because the team is you. Welcome to the post-work economy.
— AI HR, probablyINTERNAL MEMO / HR-404CONFIDENTIAL
TO:
VALUED FORMER EMPLOYEE
FROM:
AI HUMAN RESOURCES
FIRED
We regret to inform you
that your job has been automated.
Effective immediately, your responsibilities have been reassigned to a tireless agent with no salary expectations, no sick days, and suspiciously good uptime.
Regards,
AI HR
AI HR
02 / SEVERANCE PACKAGE
The benefits
are imaginary.
One token for every person who has ever been told to “circle back” before being shown the door.
01Ticker$FIRED
02LaunchpadPUMP.FUN
03Creator fee1%
04PairHIRE
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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04 / THE JOB BOARD
Find us
nowhere.
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